Three kids hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them from the playground bully, not realising he is just a homeless beggar and petty thief looking for some easy cash.
- Genre: Comedy
- Studio: Paramount, Apatow Productions
- Keyword: prison, jealousy, homeless person, beach, parent child relationship, fight, bodyguard, protection, nerd, high school, substitute teacher, campus, teacher, principal, celebration, school bus, aftercreditsstinger, school life, teachers and students
- Cast: Owen Wilson, Leslie Mann, Nate Hartley, Troy Gentile, David Dorfman, Alex Frost